Table For Two
Table For Two restaurant stories
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Horace goes to a restaurant. What happens next will amaze you!

Table For Two

by dadwriter101

Horace stood behind the lectern in the doorway, craning his neck in a desperate attempt to get noticed by the waiting staff.

A young girl with glasses and a long ponytail flashed him a smile, but didn't approach him. He sighed and drummed his fingers on a menu.

Finally, after what seemed like millennia had passed, a man with a neat beard and messy hair rolled his eyes and sauntered over.

"Table for one?" He drawled around a piece of gum.

Horace glanced down, pointing at a huge mass protruding from his left side. "One and a half", he muttered.

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