"Hey, lorelle, do you have a bae for valentine's day?"
"....do you have a boyfriend?"
...bob, what if I'm gay?
"...really. I knew you were going to say that."
"This is why no one likes you, lorelle."
I stared blankly at bob for a moment.
Okay...why do I care?
"No boy in this school would ever date you, lorelle."
Oh, you've got me all wrong.
Not gay...or pan...or bi...
Haha, sorry bob.
I'm straight and all...but...
I'm just not into...