¡Wrong sexuality!
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Nope, not that one hun. Let's enjoy a bit of comedic relief on my sexuality, aye? ((Bob is in quotes, and my (aka lorelle) dialogue is without quotes.))

¡Wrong sexuality!

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"Hey, lorelle, do you have a bae for valentine's day?"

What, bob?

"....do you have a boyfriend?"

...bob, what if I'm gay?

"...really. I knew you were going to say that."

"This is why no one likes you, lorelle."

I stared blankly at bob for a moment.

Okay...why do I care?

"No boy in this school would ever date you, lorelle."

Oh!

Oh, you've got me all wrong.

I'm actually...

Not gay...or pan...or bi...

Haha, sorry bob.

I'm straight and all...but...

I'm just not into...

Idiots.

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