(I just needed a title, this is not a meme.)
What wakes me up at 3:31am?
What keeps me awake through the night?
...crushes my heart...
Fills my thoughts?
Maybe this is a cliche...
And I would say "the love of my life".
Maybe this is a horror story...
And I would say my greatest fear.
Maybe this is a mystery
And I would say, a strange tapping at my window.
Maybe, it could be a teen fiction
And I would say, my secret lover.
But no...this is an amateur humour short story...
So what is this mystery disturbance?