I used to have a paper route in order to make a little bit of extra money to buy video games with. Now paper routes don't exist anymore because Amazon delivers the paper. Anyone who tells you anything...

My mom is a really sentimental person, and she's always telling stories about what things were like back when I was a baby. But the last story she told me went way too far. "When you were a baby, you ...

The other day I got an Instagram DM that made my heart fall out of my chest and hit the dirty bathroom floor. "You're ugly," it said. It was from my best friend, Wendy.

Last weekend my new fiance Frederick and I were sitting on a bench in Hudson River Park, looking out at the delicious sunset over New Jersey. This was the bench where we'd met six months ago-- where w...

Before I left to go to college in New York, I told my dolls I couldn't play with them anymore, because I was becoming too mature for all that. "I'm sorry," I said to them, "I hope you understand and t...

When I was a twelve-year-old lad, the big, sexy topic on every English schoolboy's mind was Mr. Willy Wonka and his magical Chocolate Factory.

A Catholic sex ed class is derailed by a curious student.

Alonso wants his Mario Party game back.

Grandpa reminisces about his days on the football squad at Fordham.