Once upon a time, long, long ago...
"Shut it, narrator" Merida said, the princess with the wild red hair, who accidently turned her mother and brother into bears.
"Yeah, we'll tell our stories ourselves" Rapunzel added, and waved the other princesses over. Don't mess with this girl, unless you want her little green friend to lick your ear.
"Okay, who starts?" Snow White said in her high-pitched voice. She's the stupid one of them. Give her a poisoned apple and she'll eat it happily. Good thing for the dwarfs that she didn't made apple pie, huh?
"Uh-uh, I will!" Anna said and raised her hand. She's the naive one, falls in love way to easily.
"Your story pretty much depends on me, Anna" her sister pointed out, and flipped her braid over her shoulder. She keeps her feelings to herself, and then freezes other people's hearts, just to save their lives.
"My story is the most classic" Tiana said dramatically. She kissed a frog, but accidently turned into one herself. Oops.
Girls, shh. If none of you are gonna tell your story, but just argue about them, then let me, narrator continued.
And they lived happily ever after.