What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws.... ...and one is a pause at the end of a clause!
The difference between: know your shit and knowing you’re shit
When is a door NOT a door
When it's ajar.
Which word is shorter when you add 2 letters to it?
A word in this sentence is misspelled.
Past, Preset and Future walk into a bar....
....it was tense!
Let's eat Granda! Let's eat, Grandma! Punctuation saves lives.