A wizards duel A test of powers It's been going on for hours
It started with his plume of smoke Rising up to make me choke A cup of tea put paid to that I boiled the pot and then I spat
Rhino, Cobra, Elephant, Flea Everything from A to Zee We had been all that we could be
I tried a car and then a gun His red hot poker wasn’t fun We crossed them all off One by one
I went for plague infested rat He turned into a cricket bat And then he tried to squash me flat
Neither of us giving in A battle only one could win
A magic game of Tit-for-Tat Rotten floorboards then down splat Followed by his wizards hat
The bugger never thought of that!