I apologise I’m really sorry No honestly It was me I am British As you can plainly see
As a nation We feel the need To say sorry For every deed
We know it wasn’t us We just don’t like a fuss If you bump us Jump us Or even thump us We will take the blame It’s always been the same
But don’t mess with our sport We will retort Or our pud That would not be good!
We always say thank you We always say please We always say sorry It's a British disease!
But you gotta love us I mean if that’s ok with you guys ... Ta Ta Toodle Pip Cheerio It’s been lovely