Egg Banjo Is Brit slang for the type of grub You want when you stagger in pissed from the pub A little bit gone and probably steaming Banjo's the thing of which you are dreaming
A runny fried egg between two bits of bread Easy to cook before you hit bed Don't need a plate, you don't need to think Nobody needs that after a drink Just a pan and a knife that you leave in the sink
When you wake up hungover it's waiting for you The remains of the Banjo that saw you through
Other favourites for British drunks include The Kebab-carved off something that looks like leg of Elephant!
Cheesy chips from a proper chippy! They cannot be beaten. Only two kinds of sauce red or brown anything else is just showing off!