Girl you are a purr-fect ten.
You leave me pawsitively speechless.
Not taking you out on a date would be a cat-astrophe.
The tail of our love will go down in hiss-tory.
I've gato say, I knead to be with you tonight.
Hey girl, I was to be more than furriends, if you know what I mean.
If you were a saucer of milk I'd lick you all up.
I've got this feline that you and me would make a great purr.
I'm not kitten, I want to be with you right meow.
Purrhaps we should claws the door, things are about to get frisky up in hair.
I want to whisker away, I cat can't stop thinking about her.
I'm purrty sure if you didn't give us a chance you'd be kitten yourself later.
Litterly can't press paws on my felines fur you girl.
I'd climb a meowntain just to be with you.
I yarn for you girl.
They say cats always land on their feet, but girl you swept me off mine.
Hey girl, want to come over and meet my cat?
Tbh this would work on me
Hey girl, can I come over and meet your cat?
Tbh this has worked on me more than once
Hey girl, are we in a litter box because I'm diggin you. 😻
Also can be altered for scat enthusiasts but I'll spare you the details of that one.
If I said you have a nice coat, would you hold it against me?
How you doin?
Only to shamelessly post this picture of our cat.