Quiplash is a game where you are given prompts and you have to give a funny answer. Here are some of my favorites.
Q: The most difficult things to juggle.
A: Alcoholism and a healthy lifestyle.
Q: Who let the dogs out?
A: No, who's on first.
Q: The lamest thing a transformer could turn into.
A: My dad's old green car.
Q: What's really causing global warming.
A: My cat deciding if he wants to go outside or not.
Q: The name of that cheese shop you've always wanted to open.
A: Hello I Sell Cheese.
Q: The best fake name to use when checking into a hotel.
A: Art Vandelay.
Q: Okay... fine! What do YOU want to talk about then?!!!
A: The ending of Shrek 2.
Q: A three-word sequel to Eat, Pray, Love.
A: TedCruz, isthe, Zodiackiller.
Q: A new muppets movie: The Muppets Take____
A: Copious amounts of illicit drugs.
Q: It would be cool if a contestant on Jeopardy answered with "What is____, Alex?
A: The Rock cooking.
original by cololin42