Why does "shit happen" on Friday?
Why does "shit happen" on Friday? darkness stories

bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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This has been my weekend

Why does "shit happen" on Friday?

by bernardtwindwil

Murphy's law dominates my life.

But only on Friday PM Here it goes again The shower doesn't drain The toilet won't flush

Of course the plumber is closed

Leaving my butt exposed Now you say the A/C is out The appliance guy will not answer

Weatherman says hotter than hell

I run around shout and yell First NaOh in the shower and Dawn Plungers, brushes, and buckets for the John

Shower still won't work

No A/C, damned appliance jerk Nothing left but take the plunger And stare into the darkness

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