Murphy's law dominates my life.
But only on Friday PM Here it goes again The shower doesn't drain The toilet won't flush
Of course the plumber is closed
Leaving my butt exposed Now you say the A/C is out The appliance guy will not answer
Weatherman says hotter than hell
I run around shout and yell First NaOh in the shower and Dawn Plungers, brushes, and buckets for the John
Shower still won't work
No A/C, damned appliance jerk Nothing left but take the plunger And stare into the darkness