Lampasas limerick
Lampasas limerick stories
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bernardtwindwil
bernardtwindwilGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
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Lampasas limerick

by bernardtwindwil

There was an old man from Lampassas

he loved beans tho they gave him gases

he tooted his butt

with gaseous green smut

that killed the surrounding grasses

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bernardtwindwilGold CommaGranddad & story teller, tomthepo8.com
a year agoReply
@carlafischer @lentis This hit me while riding shotgun on the way home from having my heel spur injected in Killen, TX. My podiatrist came in shook my hand asking, "How is the man from Lampasas?" The rest is part of literary history.

lentisSilver CommaIf there's food, there's me
a year agoReply
hahaha this is really funny :) :)

carlafischerBronze CommaAuthoress · System Programmer
a year agoReply
:)))) Wonderful! As I see, you've caught the limerick virus again (and it got you, straight). ;) -- -- Uh, and I am the one commenting first! Yeah! <3