My head that is one jelly, thick Refuses to be any thin Eye lids mine are stretched taught Long below my chin
Eardrums stretched in and earlobes stretched out, Won't let me clearly decide Whispers are hammers that mash my brain, Soft yet stern they chide
Screws tightening round and round In my viscous jelly head, Vision blurry makes me wonder How straight is my tread-
Boulders heavy rest in peace Over my nose and neck; Shoulders ache and tendons break Every muscle tense, what the heck
Aspirin aspirin do your work, Why turned you have such a foe? Give me some peace and provide some relief, Do not now work that slow.