Trump and Putin Locker Room Talk
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Putin: *gently strokes Donald's toupee* Trump: Ah baby Vlad, we have done it. We have completely and totally grabbed American by the pussy.

Trump and Putin Locker Room Talk

Putin: *gently strokes Donald's toupee*

Trump: Ah baby Vlad, we have done it. We have completely and totally grabbed American by the pussy.

Putin: I will drink to that Donald.

Trump: No, no. None of that vodka stuff.

Trump: Martini for me.

Putin: Anything for you sweety.

Trump: So what do you want me to do next.

Putin: First let's check if we have complete control of America. Do you trust me sweety?

Trump: Of course. What do you need?

Putin: Give me your phone, I need your twitter.

Putin: There!

Trump: What....does covfefe mean?

Putin: Don't worry about it. Just know that if you make national headlines for this, we have won

Trump: Wonderful

Putin: Aren't you glad we did this?

Trump: Oh yes! I could keep doing it.

Putin: I meant make you president.

Putin: But that was good too.

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