Putin: *gently strokes Donald's toupee*
Trump: Ah baby Vlad, we have done it. We have completely and totally grabbed American by the pussy.
Putin: I will drink to that Donald.
Trump: No, no. None of that vodka stuff.
Trump: Martini for me.
Putin: Anything for you sweety.
Trump: So what do you want me to do next.
Putin: First let's check if we have complete control of America. Do you trust me sweety?
Trump: Of course. What do you need?
Putin: Give me your phone, I need your twitter.
Trump: What....does covfefe mean?
Putin: Don't worry about it. Just know that if you make national headlines for this, we have won
Putin: Aren't you glad we did this?
Trump: Oh yes! I could keep doing it.
Putin: I meant make you president.
Putin: But that was good too.