Trump: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies (basically everyone) beware
Biden: Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair
Trump: I'm gonna be the main event, like no king was before, I'm brushing up, I'm looking down, I'm working on my ROAR
Biden: Thus far a rather uninspiring thing.
Trump: Oh I just can't wait to be king!
People of America: wait he knows he's not actually king right?
Trump: no one saying "do this"
Pence: No one saying "be there"
Trump: No one saying "stop that"
Pence: No one saying "see here"
People of America: NOW SEE HERE
Trump: free to run around all day
America: well that's definitely out
Trump: free to do it all my way!
Obama: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart
Trump: Kings don't need advice from current POTUS for a start
People of America: If this where this country is headed, COUNT ME OUT. Out of service, out to Canada, I wouldn't hang about. This child is getting wildly out of wing!
Trump: Oh I just can't WAIT to be King!
People of America: Ok getting seriously concerned about this whole "king" thing.