Can't Wait To Be King
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Trump: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies (basically everyone) beware Biden: Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

Can't Wait To Be King

Trump: I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies (basically everyone) beware

Biden: Well I've never seen a king of beasts with quite so little hair

Trump: I'm gonna be the main event, like no king was before, I'm brushing up, I'm looking down, I'm working on my ROAR

Biden: Thus far a rather uninspiring thing.

Trump: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

People of America: wait he knows he's not actually king right?

Trump: no one saying "do this"

Pence: No one saying "be there"

Trump: No one saying "stop that"

Pence: No one saying "see here"

People of America: NOW SEE HERE

Trump: free to run around all day

America: well that's definitely out

Trump: free to do it all my way!

Obama: I think it's time that you and I arranged a heart to heart

Trump: Kings don't need advice from current POTUS for a start

People of America: If this where this country is headed, COUNT ME OUT. Out of service, out to Canada, I wouldn't hang about. This child is getting wildly out of wing!

Trump: Oh I just can't WAIT to be King!

People of America: Ok getting seriously concerned about this whole "king" thing.

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