by I’m not the author, but I don’t know who is...
1- Can you cry underwater?
2- Do fish ever get thirsty?
3- Why is it called a building when it is already built?
4- When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
5- If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
6- Why does round pizza come in a square box?
7- Why doesn't glue stick in it's bottle?