I eat paper
I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach
I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it
I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it the paper is pink
I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it the paper is pink it smells like women's hair
I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it the paper is pink it smells like women's hair and it tastes like a paper
I stuffed myself like this with about
I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch -
I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch - for dinner I eat
I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch for dinner I eat pencil shavings
I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch for dinner I eat pencil shavings about 200g
I also devour clips and pins
I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples
I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins
I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins and just about any office equipment
I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins and just about any office equipment or office furniture
I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins and just about any office equipment or office furniture because I'm the Office Monster.
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