Office Monster

I eat paper

I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach

I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it

I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it the paper is pink

I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it the paper is pink it smells like women's hair

I eat paper it makes me sick to my stomach but I cannot resist it the paper is pink it smells like women's hair and it tastes like a paper

I stuffed myself like this with about

I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch -

I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch - for dinner I eat

I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch for dinner I eat pencil shavings

I stuffed myself like this with about 1 kilogram of paper - for lunch for dinner I eat pencil shavings about 200g

I also devour clips and pins

I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples

I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins

I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins and just about any office equipment

I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins and just about any office equipment or office furniture

I also devour clips and pins binders, hole punches, staples pushpins and just about any office equipment or office furniture because I'm the Office Monster.