While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he has ever seen.

While examining the body of Mr. Schwartz, a mortician notices that Schwartz has the largest penis he...

"I'm sorry, Mr. Schwartz," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity." The mortician removes the penis, places... Show more
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