So, I’m 4 days late, and with the anxiety I have, I was thinking I was pregnant (I’ve never had sex but I am sexually active in other ways).
SO, I’m freaking out, my boyfriend drives over to my house in 20 minuets when he lives 30 minuets away (he said he was speeding),
takes me to fred meyers so I could buy a test (to ease our mind) and at this point, he’s freaking out too because I’m freaking out (we’re stupid, we know).
ANYWAY, we get the test, HIS AUNT IS RIGHT DOWN THE AISLE AND ALMOST SEES US, we dodge out of the way, and I pay for the test.
What does my dumbass do… I PEE ON THE FUCKING THING WROOOOOONG (I dont read instructions cause movies)!!!! So, I buy ANOTHER ONE, pee on it, and it comes out negative.
STILL my boyfriend had to point out that drinking a lot of water beforehand could dilute my pee and make the test wonky.
We are inexperienced, young, and scared because obviously we play around, and didn’t want worst to come to worst.
I ruined his life putting him through all this basically, and now I feel like a horrible human who shouldn’t have no man. Ugh… He’s so supportive when I get like this…