Sometimes when my brother asks a really silly question I’ll give a completely outrageous answer.
Like once I was on he phone with my grandma and he asks “is that grandma” and instead of saying yes I said “no its Zorgg”. So he just takes the phone and says “happy birthday grandma”.
It was great.
Or like just now he was looking through the bag of food and he pulls out a container with a clear lid and asks “are these carrots”. “Nah dude they’re pencils” say I. He’s eating them now.