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So I was just hanging out in my room the other night and my four-year-old sister comes walking in.My sister: “Got any candy?”Me: “Nope, sorry. ”My sister: *begins shaking with fury*My sister: “YOU ARE THE CANDY!!
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So I was just hanging out in my room the other night and my four-year-old sister comes walking in.My sister: “Got any candy?”Me: “Nope, sorry.

”My sister: *begins shaking with fury*My sister: “YOU ARE THE CANDY!!

”My sister: *viciously attacks me*I tried wrestling her away for like ten minutes but gave up and just let her chew on my arm.

After a little while, she stopped biting me, commented that, “This candy tastes like dirt,” and left my room as if nothing had happened.

I’ve told my parents to get her tested but they won’t listen to me.

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