sometimes people are like why are you being a bitch and why do you put on this bitchy act and then I remember the time in grade 5 when I didn’t invite this girl named Sarah to
my 10th birthday party and I guess her mom called the school (and then my mom was called and my mom was like if she doesn’t wanna fucking invite then she’s not gonna) and
during silent reading time my teacher came up to me and said “why did you invite all the girls in the class to your birthday party except sarah?
” and I said straight looked in her eyes and said “it’s not that I was invite all the girls in the class,
I was only inviting my friends” and that’s the story about how I’ve actually been a savage bitch my whole life and how I’m definitely not acting I just don’t own a filter from my brain to