Dream time again!!!
Ok so I had a dream that was staged like a movie trailer, but it was based on a true story. It was all about squirrels getting revenge on humanity for driving them to extinction.
So the trailer began with a woman befriending a goose because the woman saved the goose’s babies. And then the goose eat all the squirrels food.
Then the woman finds this nice shady tree which is the home for lots of crows, but she scares away the crows so the geese family can live there (and there’s now like 50 geese).
And the movie trailer sort of had lots of dramatic jump cuts to pictures of squirrels suffering all around the globe, and then squirrels in zoos and stuff labelled with the word “ENDANGERED!!!!”
And then we got a close up of one squirrel and the trailer just said dramatically in that super low movie trailer voice “until one squirrel came along. And cabbages the world!”
Then there was some dramatic music, and that was the end!