Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English
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Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks. After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds.
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Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English

by moscow_tower

Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks.

After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds.

The first Syrian makes his case for him being more English by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class.

I've recently started going to the pub and drink pints of Carling and every Friday I have fish&chips. My favourite football team is Manchester United. Beat that!"

The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking paki cunt."

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