Two Syrian refugees compete to see who can become the most English in three weeks.
After three weeks the Syrians meet again at a McDonalds.
The first Syrian makes his case for him being more English by saying: "Every day I have taken my son to football practice and my daughter to dance class.
I've recently started going to the pub and drink pints of Carling and every Friday I have fish&chips. My favourite football team is Manchester United. Beat that!"
The other Syrian simply replies with: "Get out of my country, you fucking paki cunt."