Today I fucked up losing 3 pints of blood by sitting a steamless wine glass AND getting 300 stiches in my nose.
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Warning it may get a little graphic. Like the title states... had a few glasses of wine on Friday night and I wanted to play me some late night video games. Well got up glass in hand and put it down on couch and ran to the bathroom.
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Today I fucked up losing 3 pints of blood by sitting a steamless wine glass AND getting 300 stiches in my nose.

by cwheintz

Warning it may get a little graphic.

Like the title states... had a few glasses of wine on Friday night and I wanted to play me some late night video games. Well got up glass in hand and put it down on couch and ran to the bathroom.

Came back and sat right on the glass... Shattered the glass. Total cut was about 5 cm wide and very deep. Yelled to my fiance to call the ambulance. It was a god damn blood bath.

Almost hit an artery and my rectum... just barely missed. Thank god it could of been a lot worse. Over all avout 3 pints of blood were scattered around my house

Speaking of worse. They stablized the bleeding in the ER on my ass and I was sent to a room for the night because I was scheduled for a rectalcolonospopy.

I would be knocked out for it so not too bad. Could have even be released on Sunday! I kn9w I would be the butt of all the jokes...

Thats when I decided I needed to pee. looking back probably not my finest idea. I stood up and next thing I recall is being on the floor in a puddle of blood yelling for help.

I must of lost conciousness when I stood up. I guess my nose wanted to get to get better aquanted with the floor.

I wasnt scheduled as a fall risk ( 30s and healthy) but losing so much blood I should have been.

I completely smashed my entire nasal cavity and spent 3 hours in surgery to repair both my nose and my ass... over 300 stiches inside my nose and upper lip. Not sure on my butt...

all this because of a god damn wine glass. Really fucked up.

Couldnt really link and tell story on my phone but proof of nose

https://sli.mg/vydIT7 ... you'll have to take my word on the ass.

**Edit:** Sorry for the title gore and spelling. I promise I do know how to spell. I kept the spelling shitty because I was/still am under heavy meds and on a tiny phone.

I can fix it when I get on a computer.

Some guy said the story is BS... added one more pic because this shit hurts https://sli.mg/lrX6mt

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