Today I fucked up going to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner.
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This fuck-up happened many years ago. I went to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner for the first time. Everything was going pretty good until I grabbed a bottle of salad dressing off the table and shook it up.
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Today I fucked up going to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner.

by Kangar

This fuck-up happened many years ago.

I went to my girlfriend's parents house for dinner for the first time. Everything was going pretty good until I grabbed a bottle of salad dressing off the table and shook it up.

The lid was loose, and it flew off as I was shaking the bottle. Salad dressing spewed all over the fucking dining room. It was everywhere.

On the wall, on her Mom's sweater, on the chandelier, on her Dad's hair-everywhere. Everybody sat there in stunned silence, and I reacted (clearly in shock) by saying: "Unbelievable.

Not even a drop on my fucking salad."

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