Today I fucked up by sneaking a spaghetti sandwich into the movie theater
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Last week, my friend said he wanted to see Rogue One and asked if I would come along. Star Wars isn't really my thing, but I might as well go cuz I have nothing else to do. I'm a hungry guy, so I tried to figure out what I'd sneak in. I decide that candy wouldn't be enough, it was time to try something new.
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Today I fucked up by sneaking a spaghetti sandwich into the movie theater

by MDCLXV1665

Last week, my friend said he wanted to see Rogue One and asked if I would come along. Star Wars isn't really my thing, but I might as well go cuz I have nothing else to do.

I'm a hungry guy, so I tried to figure out what I'd sneak in. I decide that candy wouldn't be enough, it was time to try something new.

My mom made spaghetti the night before, and it's my favorite food. So, I put some in a plastic bag as well as two pieces of bread in another bag.

My friend doesn't notice, and we finally get into the theater. The lights go down and [POSSIBLE SPOILERS] the blind guy fight scene begins. I whip out the food and start eating it.

A security guard comes by and sees me. Eating a spaghetti sandwich. He says "Sir, you can't bring outside food into the theater." I say, "I didn't. I bought this at the front stand.

" He says, "I'll go check, if it's not there, your movie is over." As soon as the guard leaves, I bolt to the door at the back of the theater room.

It didn't say emergency exit or anything on it, so when an alarm screeched, it scared the crap out of me.

The sandwich was still in my hand, so I took a bite and all the people flood out of the theater.

When the police arrive, I have to explain that I was eating a spaghetti sandwich and set off the alarm because I panicked and tried to leave.

I'm formally banned from the theater, and my friend got banned for a week for "being an accomplice."

TL;DR: I snuck food into the theater, when a guard saw, I ran out the emergency exit by accident, and I'm banned from the theater now.

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