I work as a dishwasher at a small diner-type place. It's not the greatest job, but I stick around because everyone's friendly and I get free food.
The cooks there like to be creative with the specials. On this particular day the special was Oreo pancakes, which were just pancakes with crushed up Oreos cooked in.
Then, they spread on what looked to be Oreo cream over the top. I'm still not sure if it was the real deal or some homemade concoction, but either way, I wanted some.
While I was washing dishes in the back kitchen, one of the chefs dropped off a bucket of kitchenware that needed to be washed.
One of the items was an emptied container, caked to the sides was a thick white substance. With food on the mind, I immediately thought, "Oh sweet! It's that Oreo cream!"
Without hesitation I took a big finger full and put it in my mouth. This was immediately followed by a full face cringe.
As it mulled around in my mouth, I realized it was pure, uncooked, bacon fat. I spat out what I could and spent a good five minutes trying to wash the taste out of my mouth.
Hours later I can still taste the bacon fat, and I still have not acquired that Oreo cream.
TL;DR: I had Oreo cream on the mind, and the second I saw a container filled with a white substance, I took a big finger full and ate it. It was bacon fat, and it was disgusting.