I'm a high school senior.
I'm what you would call a mischievous student.
I bought a magnet.
It's a pretty big magnet.
Pretty cool looking magnet.
Pretty fucking strong magnet.
I brought said magnet to school.
I showed all my friends.
Wed a little "Test Your Strength" booth that the security guards took part in.
Point was to take it off a locker.
I had the magnet in my hand.
I should've had it in the cardboard protective wrap.
I walked into English Class and went straight to my teacher's desk to ask a question.
I forgot I was holding said magnet.
Said magnet jumps out of my hand and attaches to the drawer.
All metal in the drawer jumped to where the magnet was stuck.
There were CDs in the drawer.
The stuff that flew must've scratched and cracked some CDs.
CDs were unreadable.
I was laughing too hard to take it off the desk.
The substitute teacher was too weak to pry it off.
He called maintenance to remove the magnet.
Then security to remove me.
I now have a Saturday School Detention and am facing a suspension for "destruction of property."
I feel bad so I'll replace the CDs.
TL;DR: Don't bring a magnet to school.
Edit: I made a new edit of the proof for privacy reasons.
Edit 2: For those of you who feel the need to comment and crucify me for the format and grammar of this post, do me a favor: shut up, you reprobates.
God forbid I type in a format that makes it easier and quicker to type up while sitting in the VP's office and waiting for my disciplinary verdict.
Jesus fucking Christ, ya gotta love Reddit in all its judgemental and hypocritical glory.
(P.S. I love y'all who chose to not be asshats.)