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Her hands grasped and pulled at my hair. Sweat glistened across our bodies as she thrashed atop me. Swears and cries rang through my bedroom as I held her thighs fast to the sides of my head. I didn't understand women. Why was she hollering and calling for god? The line worked fine at the bar, cheesy as it was. I was an honest man!
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Pickup Lines

by PossibleSquid

Her hands grasped and pulled at my hair. Sweat glistened across our bodies as she thrashed atop me. Swears and cries rang through my bedroom as I held her thighs fast to the sides of my head.

I didn't understand women. Why was she hollering and calling for god? The line worked fine at the bar, cheesy as it was. I was an honest man!

"Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart."

Why's she so mad that I've started chewing?

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