I'm a wishy-washy man
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My wife says I'm wishy-washy. She also says I'm a pathetic specimen of a man. I remain silent when she puts me down in front of our friends. I pretend not to know that she's sleeping with the neighbour. I never defend myself against her blows when she argues.
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I'm a wishy-washy man

by iridescentcandy

My wife says I'm wishy-washy. She also says I'm a pathetic specimen of a man.

I remain silent when she puts me down in front of our friends. I pretend not to know that she's sleeping with the neighbour. I never defend myself against her blows when she argues.

After all, I'm a wishy-washy, pathetic man.

Which is why, when a crazed thug with a gun accosts us and threatens me, "Your money or your wife?", I do nothing but grip my wallet tightly.

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