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A beige toaster is a maggotbox. A bit bucket is a data sink.
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Heather McHugh: "Hackers Can Sidejack Cookies"

by LinearSphinx

A beige toaster is a maggotbox.

A bit bucket is a data sink.

Farkled is a synonym for hosed.

Flamage is a weenie problem.

A berserker wizard gets no score for treasure.

In MUDs one acknowledges

a bonk with an oif.

(There’s a cosmic bonk/oif balance.)

.

Ooblick is play sludge.

A buttonhook is a hunchback.

Logic bombs can get inside

back doors. There were published bang paths

.

ten hops long. Designs succumbing

to creeping featuritis

are banana problems.

(“I know how to spell banana,

but I don’t know when to stop.”)

Before you reconfigure,

.

mount a scratch monkey.

A dogcow makes

a moof. An aliasing bug

can smash the stack.

.

Who wrote these tunes,

these runes you need

black art to parse?

Don’t think it’s only

.

genius (flaming), humor (dry),

a briefcase of cerebral dust.

A hat’s a shark fin, and the tilde’s dash

is swung: the daughter of the programmer

has got her period. It’s all about wetware at last,

.

and wetware lives in meatspace.

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