Okay, so today I went to buy a kayak. I’m really confused as to why I need some guy to follow me around. First I thought it was to check out. Nope, apparently he’s to help me load the thing.
I can handle it but whatever, they are being nice, I don’t need to go all feminist. Right up until…
“So, did your husband bring the vehicle?”
“Did your husband bring the vehicle for this?”
“No…I have an SUV”
I stomped through the parking lot, pulled up, picked the kayak up, stuffed it in. “Thanks.”
Dude: “well then”
Annie don’t need no man for adventures. Feminist Annie engaged.