At work the other night, out show Of Bridget Jones sells out almost completely.
Group of three women come in and ask for tickets, when I tell them it's sold out they are mortified.
I decide to be nice, offer them the last three seats but they're on the front row.
The cheeky cow of a woman then asks for a free drink because of the inconvenience of being sat on the front row.
No. piss off