Baby Nympho
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First time poster so please bear with me. I work at a small Independently owned theater in a wealthy suburb. That being said, we are a very cheap theater so some of our customers are kinda trashy.
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Baby Nympho

by illegal_immigrant2

First time poster so please bear with me.

I work at a small Independently owned theater in a wealthy suburb. That being said, we are a very cheap theater so some of our customers are kinda trashy.

My favorite story to tell when asked about working at a theater is the story of Baby Nympho.

A little backstory, I am a concessions supervisor and have been for about a year now, but I have a bad case of baby face so most customers don't realize that I'm the supervisor.

One night I'm closing and doing the nightly counts for inventory and this woman comes up to me and just by looking at her I knew she was going to be a problem.

This woman had yellow hair, not blonde, yellow, her fake eyelashes were coming unglued, the whites of her eyes were yellow, she had on too tight baby blue pants, and a hot pink top on.

She comes up to me and with an attitude asks if there was anything that I could give her to clean her armrest with. BN= Her, CS= Me.

CS: Would some napkins be enough?

BN: No (Looking at me like I was stupid)

CS: Well whats on the armrest? If it's a spill I can be more than happy to send an usher to clean it for you.

BN: Isn't there a spray you can just give me to clean it?

CS: I'm sorry, there isn't any kind of spray I can give to you, but I'll send someone in to clean it for you, what theater are you in?

BN: Never mind, I'll be fine. I'm going to leave my tub and cup here while I go smoke.

With that she turns around and walks outside to have a smoke and my concession worker turns to me asking why the woman was being so bitchy and I just shrugged my shoulders and went back to

my counts.

After about 15 minutes, BN comes back in wearing sunglasses, mind you this is all happening at 10:30pm. She comes back to the counter, ignores me and talks to my concessions worker.

"I want to talk to your supervisor.", so the girl just points at me and tells her that I'm her supervisor.

BN: Oh you're the supervisor? No wonder you act like a bitch.

CS: Excuse me ma'am?

BN: You act like a bitch. You better watch out. Go check out my mixtape on Soundcloud bitch, my names Baby Nympho.

And then she turns around, flips me off, and heads back in to her theater all while my coworkers and I are all staring at each other with confused looks wondering what just happened.

My friend who was tearing tickets at the time comes up to me and was like, "Oh god that woman was scary, she was being crazy when she first came in with her kids too."

We did end up trying to find her on Soundcloud, but nothing came up which was highly disappointing. I was definitely hoping for there to be a diss track about me at some point.

We were too scared to google her though, for obvious reasons.

It makes for a great story though, and I do hope I see her again in my life.

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