More than a thousand people attended Baby Mikey's funeral. Locals, lawyers, and reporters lined the streets leading to the cemetery to mourn the loss of the toddler.
A crowd of fifty had watched in horror as the paramedics retrieved Baby Mikey's crumpled body, carrying him on a stretcher in broad view of passers-by on their way to the back of the ambulance.
The flashing lights somehow made the scene appear even more grim.
Sadly, not a single person had been looking when Baby Mikey, fascinated by the spinning colors, wandered into the car wash entrance.