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- Kennedy had sick af hair(he’s a total badass) - The USSR made a trade agreement with Cuba for sugar, leaving the USA with only salt, hence their saltiness
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A History Lessons With My Sister...

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- Kennedy had sick af hair(he’s a total badass)

- The USSR made a trade agreement with Cuba for sugar, leaving the USA with only salt, hence their saltiness

- Soviet Arms (like really, really buff arms)

- Kennedy was on the Titanic

- The USA flag but instead of stars in the corner, it’s a sad face

- The plan was to employ an Olympic hammer thrower to literally ‘overthrow’ Castro (due to lack of training the plan failed)

- the Cubans: “We like Castro because he has a Baron Zeppeli hat”

- Kennedy’s cool hair droops in embarrassment as he realises the CIA advised him wrong

- *sniffs whiteboard pen*

- Kennedy: *opens trench coat* Want some dismantled nuclear missile bases?

- Kennedy, after a spy plain is shot down: I’ll ignore this because I’m a nice person(with rad hair)

- “I don’t know what Moscow looks like so I’ll just draw Stalin with his brilliant moustache because his dead body was there.”

- “I just spelled 'Cuban’ with a 'K’.”

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