Happy Birthday, Pops! (Dad, because you have acted as my father for 9 years now)
I miss you SO SO MUCH, and it sucks I can't be at home with you! Good luck on the road, keep being the amazing person you are! I love you tons! *hugs and kisses from miles away*
And here's a joke for you, hope you haven't heard it yet!
" I got thrown out of a strip club last night for using monopoly money. I don't see why I should pay real money to see fake boobs!"
Love you, and (again) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! <3 <3 <3