Italy: Germany help!
Germany: what do you need, Italia?
Italy: I can't find my feet! :(
Germany: Are you drunk
Italy: i can't find my feet
Italy: and i'm really sad
Italy: do they hate me
Germany: Italy you're drunk
Italy: nuuu I'm not I just can't find my feet
Germany: *sigh* why do i put up with you
Italy: You love me. unlike my feet
Italy: those stupid jerks. i don't need them anyway
Germany: actually, you kind of do....
Italy: I know! I will cut them off!
Germany: Italy, no
Italy: Italy yes
Italy's feet: No please don't!
Italy: Yay! my feet are back!
Germany: what the heck.....