Consolation Prize

Oh you think I'm funny?

Oh you think I'm funny? Thank you, you're so sweet

Oh you think I'm funny? Thank you, you're so sweet Oh

Oh you think I'm funny? Thank you, you're so sweet Oh You think she's funnier?

Oh you think I'm funny? Thank you, you're so sweet Oh You think she's funnier? Well I guess she is, yes.

Oh you think I'm pretty?

Oh you think I'm pretty? With my chocolate eyes and my mysterious smile?

Oh you think I'm pretty? With my chocolate eyes and my mysterious smile? Thank you.

Oh you think I'm pretty? With my chocolate eyes and my mysterious smile? Thank you. But she is prettier you say?

Oh you think I'm pretty? With my chocolate eyes and my mysterious smile? Thank you. But she is prettier you say? Oh my love

Oh you think I'm pretty? With my chocolate eyes and my mysterious smile? Thank you. But she is prettier you say? Oh my love You think I don't know that?

I can never compete

I can never compete With someone like that

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent, so funny,

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent, so funny, so interesting

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent, so funny, so interesting, so sweet

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent, so funny, so interesting, so sweet, so relatable

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent, so funny, so interesting, so sweet, so relatable, so desirable

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent, so funny, so interesting, so sweet, so relatable, so desirable so

I can never compete With someone like that Someone so beautiful So intelligent, so funny, so interesting, so sweet, so relatable, so desirable so unattainable

You always want what you can't have

You always want what you can't have So when you realise you cannot have her

You always want what you can't have So when you realise you cannot have her I will be here

You always want what you can't have So when you realise you cannot have her I will be here Your little consolation prize

You always want what you can't have So when you realise you cannot have her I will be here Your little consolation prize Let's just hope you can fool yourself into thinking I'm just as good

You always want what you can't have So when you realise you cannot have her I will be here Your little consolation prize Let's just hope you can fool yourself into thinking I'm just as good As her