He doesn't live close, And my head does not even reach his nose.
We live states apart, But he will always have a place in my heart.
He's not a sibling, But he buys me things.
He buys me food, But don't be fooled for he can get real rude.
He gets all smart and calls me fat, He might be 8 years older but he still acts like a brat.
He would act like a man and deny a nap, But would immediately fall asleep on my lap.
He might not meet me often, But meeting him is fun.
He is only my cousin, who could sell a shoe, But he's the one that I most relate to.