Oh, Sydney, who is't art thee?
Alden Ryabyuk
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4 months agoThis one was so funny.
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4 months ago
Pregnant by The American(update)
I was reading the previous stories I published here. I was feeling so gullible. Like, that was me but from a long time ago. I thought of posting something more recent.
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2 years ago
The Time My Brother Caught Me Pooping On The Floor.
Literally what the title says.
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The American Obsession.
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2 years ago
10 Best American Traits.
Americans are savages.
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The American Obsession.
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2 years ago
My Boyfriend's Quitting The Job Everybody Wants.
Apparently, modeling sucks.
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2 years ago
My Brother Got Into A Fight Over NAZI FASHION.
My brother's a nice guy. It's just that sometimes he loses brain cells.
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2 years ago
Oh, Sydney, who is't art thee?
This is mine own poem did inspire by Sydney, everyone's first followeth'r. I am not intoxicat'd.
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2 years ago
The Game of Sexy Kübb.
Games are fun until your drunk girlfriends ruin them.
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2 years ago
Everyone on this website is so respectful, even the ones asking for pictures of my feet. lol
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The American Obsession.
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2 years ago
If you're dating someone, learn about them as much as you can. This whole time I thought my boyfriend was going to university.
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2 years agoWe've all been here.
Deep within
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2 years ago
We Almost Did It.
I have to tie myself to a tree and wear a chastity belt if I want this relationship to last.
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2 years agoThat's a twist lol
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2 years ago
He Knew How To Touch, But Could Not Feel...
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