It was vast evening, and my family was outside by the fire. It was about 6pm in sunnyvill California, where me and my family was camping.
We brought our dog along, she was a young rottweiler, she was very tiny. It was our 3rd night camping, and everything was normal... as we thought.
Other than the loud barking at night and the screams we would hear, we never thought anything suspicious.
Night 4, after a day of fun water skiing and playing with the other kids. We decided to skip the nightly campfire and go to sleep, our flight was the next day so we had much to pack.
I heard a very loud bang and a scream, it was a loud, high pitched scream, it was as loud as an airhorn. I woke up fast with julia my rottweiler.
We ran outside and we saw this thing, I don't know what you'd describe this. It was very tall it was not human. No human could be 10ft tall with a very hairy body. It was like.. like a bear.
But a human skeleton. I instantly stopped. My heart dropped and I couldn't move. It was very dark out there so i decided to put my phone flashlight on. Once i saw it, i got scared and ran.
But for a split second, I noticed it had a huge and slimy green penis. It was bigger than a entire human standing up. I had too jerk off to it, i couldn't withstand the force.
It didn't notice me at first, so i started moaning on accident and then my dog jumped on my penis.
At first it was like one of those 'wtf are you doing nigga' but then turned into "what are you doing step bro".
After i ejaculated into my dog, It noticed me, I stoped trying to help the dog to walk after taking in so much big penis.
So I ran for it, the monster, that THING took me by the stomach and stuck his giant green slimy penis inside me and I moaned so loud,
that the government went into a bomb shelter because they thought it was nucular attack warning.
The next day, I was found dead inside a mailbox with semen replaced with my blood.