Epilogue - 6 Months Later.... (told by Kristal)
"Tom, hurry up! You're taking way too long!" I yelled, "we don't have all day!"
"Coming, coming!" he yelled back. We were waiting on him. It doesn't take 10 minutes to change!
"Tom, I'm thirsty! Let's go! Cola isn't gonna steal itself!" Edd yelled. Tom slipped out of the bathroom we found, and I crossed my arms jokingly.
"What took so long? Edd's dying over here!" I joked. He laughed, and we checked that Matt was still in the car. Yes, we stole a car. The chair eventually broke, so we stole the nearest car.
And Matt leaves sometimes. I jammed the keys into the key slot, and started the car. We sped away, and our mix of songs blasted as we slammed into Tord's cola room.
Edd jumped out of the car and lept into all the cola.
"Oh, baby! I missed you!" he yelled as he opened the nearest bottle and chugged it. I laughed, and smiled.
"Tord doesn't need to keep this TORD-mendous supply of cola to himself" I laughed. Edd frowned jokingly.
"Hey, puns are my thing!" he yelled.
"No, just me!"
"Guys, someone's coming!" Matt yelled. I got the cola into the car, and we sped away, screaming insults at the soldiers. That's Tom's favorite part of our heists. Yelling insults at people.
It really is fun. All of it is fun, really.
Running from the law is my specialty. Edd drove this time so I could play some songs on my uke. I played a few, and we enjoyed ourselves.
Edd chugged about 10 bottles of cola, Matt told more stories from when he worked for Tord, and Tom hosted games.
I never regret helping those 3 leave 6 months ago.
They're too much fun to not have taken them back with me. And we became criminals. Together.