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juniperlake
juniperlakeThoughts about life, existence, and me.
A keg of ranch isn’t enough funny stories

A keg of ranch isn’t enough

So my brother, a huge dork and thrifty spender, but also an avid buyer of novelty and bulk foods has a ranch dressing obsession. Apparently, when Hidden Valley released their ‘keg’ of ranch, they clai...
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#funny#silly#ranch#ericandre#food
sollieamalea
sollieamaleaCommunity member
Genesis 1:1  - let there be food food stories

Genesis 1:1 - let there be food

In the beginning, there was nothing. And He saw there was nothing, and said, “Let there be food.” <br/>Source: BaldingBatman <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/WritersOf500Words/comments/54uuyg/genesi...
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#food#god
sy
sySilver CommaBlobfish rule conger eels drool
An Ode to Beans on Sardines on Toast. food stories

An Ode to Beans on Sardines on Toast.

Yes, this was my tea tonight...
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#food#funny#student#silly#ode
aloner
alonerUsing words as drawings. Just call me C.
To My Love... love stories

To My Love...

This is for my one and only true love.
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#love#laugh#funny#food#microwave
origami
origamifear leads to anxiety
Chocolate Cookies: A Sonnet  cookie stories

Chocolate Cookies: A Sonnet

found some old poems that i wrote a long time ago. i cannot believe that i actually wrote this
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#cookie#food#poem#poetry#popular
uni_verse
uni_verseI draw more than write. IG: aud_drawings
Dumplings funny stories

Dumplings

A true story about the first time I tried to make food for myself. (lol)
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#funny#sad#dumplings#food