One time I let a squirrel into my house. It completely ripped apart everything! There were no survivors at all! Everything was eaten! I called my landlord. "Hello?"
There was a bird with a moustache sitting on top of a telephone pole. I was quite amazed to see this. "Yo bird! Where did you learn to grow a moustache like that? Tell me!"
It was just yesterday that I was awaking from my slumber! I had been asleep for three years and I was eager to get some grapes in me! I crawled out from under my rock and hastily brushed all the dirt ...
I've been forced to set sail across the ocean. My boat is a big rubber duck. It looks ridiculous. "Please, please give me a better ship!" I begged the harbour master.
Today I was walking down a alleyway. It was so narrow that it felt like a hallway. The walls were brick and there was a yellow sun above me. There was blue sky and white puffy clouds. I thought for a ...
In front of a TV is where I'd like to sit. Just here where it's nice and cold. Where the light can't reach. I know that people want to get in and watch with me. I know that it might even be more fun t...
I decided to be a cameraman for just one day. I decided that this would really go a long way with helping my family get some more money. We had nothing. My kids were so hungry for cheerios! My wife ha...
I've been forced to become a lima bean farmer. I have no idea how this even happened. Like, one minute I was just standing around and minding my own business, and the next I was being stuffed into a ...
If the sun won't shine then I won't get out of bed. That's just how it's gonna be. No other way, because my way is the RIGHT way. I have to admit that this is really important to me! I love that sun! ...
I was attacked by thirty people yesterday! It was actually insane. They just jumped out of nowhere and started to kick me. I thought that I was going to have to steal a bat and hit them back! I did no...
Oh my god. For the first time ever I just became aware of something! I'm a cow! I'm in a field surrounded by other cows and we're overlooking a great big body of water! How long have I been here for?
Today is the start of something brand new! That's right! Today is the first day of learning how to eat fish three times a day- EVERY DAY! SO I ran down to the fish market while the sun was just begin...