This is a profile for a character in a book I want to write. File #1:

Xachery loved to make bananas blue with yellow spray-paint. But one day, his favorite blue banana was stolen by THE DOOR. THE DOOR was very LARRRGGGGE. He was so LARRRGGGGE, that he slapped every mong...

In the small town of Gord lives the big lad named John with his blue car. He always started the day by eating a pumpkin and spitting out the seeds into his garden, which would grow into more pumpkins....