Do You Remember?

Spiritual Fixer

I Want It All I know it's not a healthy breakfast, but I don't care. I want a croissant or pain au chocolat, with a strong cup of coffee.

“This isn’t working, I still feel anxious.”
“You’ve been under the blanket for two minutes, it’s not like Xanax, it doesn’t work that fast.”
“But it’s so heavy, I feel like I can’t breathe.”


LOVE SCENT “I’m going to marry him,” I told my girlfriends. He smelled like home. When he hugged me I’d almost fainted from the sheer intensity of his scent. He smelled like the kind of love that inspires poets and songwriters. But God is a tricks...

A True Story in 100 Words: My secret crush was standing in front of me at the toy store where I worked. He handed me a fortune cookie and left. Inside was his number. It was 1987, so I had to wait until I got home to call him; we spoke for hours. I to...

“You'll feel like you were hit by a truck after the operation." 
"Jesus." 
"The surgery will take 9-12 hours, including administering hot chemo into your abdomen." 
"Do you think you'll be able to save my reproductive system?"
 “We'll try, but it's lik...


“Make sure it’s exactly half and half. Half Pomegranate, half Original flavor. Last time it was 3/4 pomegranate. And go to the Pinkberry on Montana Ave, it's the only one I trust.” 
“Got it.” 
“My new Ferragamo loafers have to be dropped off at Robert...