i once actually saw a car shaped like the melinnuim falcon, and the license plate said: "L8RVADR im serious. why cant luke send you the visible confuison meme? cause jedi cant have attachments.

My dad aasked me if id rather do sentences or get the covid vaccine. i waited until he asked me what i chose and i hold up five fingers and say i plead the fifth. i got both but it was mabye worth it....

why wasnt the ice factory conerned whent the irs came? because all their assets were frozen.

disclaimer: these are not real book titles one sus two sus red sus blue sus (by dr. Seuss)

Two creepers walked into a bar. it took months to rebuild. oh darn. im out of hay. steve said balefully.

Two guys were out walking their dogs. one had a Chihuahua and one had a doberman. As they were walking, they saw a mcdonalds, and immediately their stomachs start to rumble. "Dude, Lets go get some fo...